I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
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I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
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You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
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