so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
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