So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
Rumble strips road head = magical
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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