Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
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We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
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I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
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