Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
you never un-have a 4some
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
Yelled "don't taze me bro" as the police officer tazed me. Cross it off the list.
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
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