shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
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