why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
Randomize
