Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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