I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
Last night I apparently send my boss a picutre of my boobs. On the bonus part I got a raise today. So I just want to thank your parents for naming you Jeff cuz if I was not so hammered last night I would have sent it to the right one.
I am far too drunk to be making a tuna melt . There's blood EVERYWHERE.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
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this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
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He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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