I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
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