no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
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I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
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Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
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