Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
How do I say to her "Have you eaten mango lately because my penis had an allergic reaction"
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
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