idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
Randomize
