I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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