either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
I need to stop being so honest when I'm drunk. I got proposed to by a stranger again last night. It's not my fault that I would be perfectly ok making sandwiches and giving blow jobs for the rest of my life.
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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