You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
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He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
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Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
This message brought to you by inappropriate slogans. Cotton candy, melting in your mouth like boners.
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
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