belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
I filled two of the glass ornaments in my mom's bathroom last night with vodka. That way no one sees me drinking on Christmas. Alcoholic or genius? All I know it makes bathroom trips frequent and enjoyable.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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