her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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