physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
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Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
My vagina just recognized that song.
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
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You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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