There's this guy beside me dancing with this girl with no panties on. When I looked at him he said he's babysitting his bestfriend's girlfriend since he can't come out.
What a good friend
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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