i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
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You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
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Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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