I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
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