talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Never write on a napkin "my face, your boobs" with your phone number and give it to a girl. Just a tip of the day from my nightly experiences lol.
We need to hang out more often
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
She's just so happy...and so naked.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
I broke a rule
Which One?!
The one where I shouldn't sleep with your friends. I broke this particular rule 4 times.
You're officially the worst brother ever.
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