I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
Of course I have a pirate flag
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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