even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
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I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
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What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
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