You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
Well, I made it all the way to the gas station. And from there, I begged a cab driver who was parked outside, to give me a piggy back ride the final 2 blocks to my apartment. I wasn't in the cab. Didn't have to pay. Drunk me is smart, and very lazy.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
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