Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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