New invention idea: vibrating tampons
Last night I had a dream we played Uno and had sex. You won at Uno, but you lost at sex.
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
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