I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
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