I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
party gras won. party gras always wins.
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
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