His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
I woke up this morning covered in blood and peanut butter. I am now safe from vampires with nut allergies.
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
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