She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
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Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
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There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
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