I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
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