You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
Church boner. Awkwardddd
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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