I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
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He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
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I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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