I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
Apparently karate chopping the fronts off all the paper towel and soap dispensers in the bathrooms isn't even frowned upon. Like even at the third bar when I fell flat on my back trying to jump kick the last one some guy just helped me up and high fived me. America.
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