Forgive me I'm always horny when I wake up
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
It's shark week go big or go home
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