wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
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There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
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It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
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