marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
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I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
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Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
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