Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
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I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
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You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
Last time I was your wingman I had to deal with a girl whose only interest in my body was to clip my toenails. I'm not interested.
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
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