U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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