Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
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she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
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I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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