And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
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