Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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