My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
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She carried my bag of puke down the aisle and the flight attendant wouldn't move the beverage cart so she put the puke bag in the flight attendant's face and said "I have a bag of sickness!" I've never seen a cart move that fast.
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
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He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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