never play flip cup with pint glasses
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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