He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
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Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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