are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
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i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
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I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.