I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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