? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
Randomize
