You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
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I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
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Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
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