remember when u banged some random dude twice in the back restaurant room of the bar i work at with customers still there? and woke up with an enormous highschool-sized hickey this morning? no big deal.
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
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i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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