covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
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I found this letter on my leg this morning "dear sober self- we are one body now. It's weird but get used to it because it already happened" who the fuck is lionman?
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
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Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
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