So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
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I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
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Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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